Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Height of smiley

Height of smiley 


Boy :- kya kal rat tum party me thi ?
Girl :- ๐Ÿ˜
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- ha thi .
Height of Emojis......

Boy :- aare bhuk lagi, sabji bani?
Girl :- ๐Ÿฐ
Boy :-  kya?
Girl :- bani
He: ๐Ÿ˜’ เค•्เคฏा เคคुเคฎเคจे เคตเคนां เคชเคฐ เคฆाเคฐु เคชी ?

She: ๐Ÿ”จ .

He: เค…เคฌ เคฏे เค•्เคฏा ?

She: เคนा เคฅोเคกी .
Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- ๐Ÿ’
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- man ki.
Boy:- Aaj office kyu nai aai
Girl:- I m on ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿƒ
Boy:- Kya?
Girl:- Are m on paid leave
This is fun...

She: Kya hai.. kyun mere piche pade ho.. Aakhirr tum kyaa chahte ho...

He: ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ”ง

She: Ye kya hai..

He: Tujhe Paana

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


 He: How are you doing?

She: I am doing ๐Ÿ‹

He: เค…เคฌ เคฏे เค•्เคฏा ?

She: I am doing well
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the... diye kya?
Girl :- ๐ŸŒณ
Boy :- ab  yeh kya !!!


Girl:- paid.

Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- ๐Ÿ’
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- man ki....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Girl- Aaj mera Birthday hai. Gift Q nai laaye? 

Boy- sorry I ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

Girl- ye kya? 

Boy- I forgot


Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: ๐Ÿ‘ฃ
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav


Boy :- Jaldi reservation kar, jana hai.
Girl :- ๐Ÿ‘Š
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- Book ki

Boy :- kya tum party me chalogi?
Girl :- ๐Ÿ—
Boy :- yeh kya!!


Girl :- Sure.


 Boy :- shadi k baad mein tere liye ghar banaunga..
Girl : ๐ŸŒ
Boy: ๐Ÿ˜กye kya hai




Girl: bana na!


Girl ...kya tum whiskey pite ho

Boy....๐ŸŒน

Girl....ab ye kya

Boy....เคฐोเคœ
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


He: shopping karne ke baad kya kiya ?

She: ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ

He: เค…เคฌ เคฏे เค•्เคฏा ?

She: bil Liya ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
Haathi ka next part
He: kya...daru bh piti ho?

She: ha ๐ŸŒน..

He: ye kya h..?

She: haa roz..๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
He: เคœเคฌ เคฎुเคे เคฎเคฆเคฆ เคšाเคนिเค เคนोเคคी เคนै เคคเคฌ เค•ोเคˆ เคจเคนी เค†เคคा ๐Ÿ˜”

She: ๐Ÿฑ

He: เค…เคฌ เคฏे เค•्เคฏा ?

She: เคฎै เค†เคŠं ?
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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